AudioLingo is me, Jay King,
 resident of Little Rock, Arkansas,
 lover of words,
 a writer (too occasional and silly
 to be considered serious),
 sound manipulator,
 extremely small business owner,
 designer and builder of
 stained glass windows,
 master of a race of curious
 and somewhat deformed little
 peoplecreatures made of clay
 at present but ready to transmogrify
 at the whim of a hat,
 "something like a husband"
 (kudos Bailey White)
 to planetary co-habitant Bobbi,
 lap to Coonie (a cat, not a racoon),
 host of World Tour and Audio 101
 (two radio programs on KABF 88.3 FM),
 collector of stones,
 and general complainer and troublemaker.
  Welcome to my world.

Also, prepare to meet my brother Dub,
 writer and poet and songsmith,
 creator of News From the Edge,
 who will join me from time to time 
 with abject pithy-and-witfulness.

And, hopefully, more musings from 
 Red Octopus Theater and friends.